CHOOSE LOUIS VUITTON

40 wearing the SMS

1, the day I look in your journeying sexy body, naked in front of me, twisting, gently touch your skin, I can not resist your temptation: the boss ,Nfl jerseys, I will fish!

2, you are happy because I'm happy, I am happy because you happy, I worry, because you lost, I lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, and I have money because of the you sell ... ... ... ... Zhu A!

3, I was nervous the first time, he has asked me to gently relax, and then into my body, there is bleeding, I could not call the words of pain, they realized ... ... donation like this !

4, that night I hold you, in your ears tell you to put balls.Too, you say the feeling of wearing only Goushuang, it is rhythm, all right ... ... traffic police grabbed from time to wear a helmet Zaban

5, I was a crush your people, to see your eyes I recognized you the people of my life, but my only regret is that ... ... ... ... sorry, I made the wrong person

6, when you leave me in silence, I great pain, I do not know what to do, watch your back away, I hate myself, all my fault ... ... get up early point on the catch the bus

7, you know? Every day I think of you every night you are reading. Eating like, sleep like, work like and would like to say to you ... ... ... ... Hurry repay

8, I really love you, do not want to leave you, let me set you heartache less deep. If you really do not want to let me down, Please hurry up ... up ... the stock market

10, you are kind like a cat, you are faithful like a dog, you are cute, like birds, like the way you know the horse, like the butterflies you good, hard-working like a bee your child, you are nothing alike, no wonder everyone calls you ... ... ... ... animals

11, first saw you, I'd say to yourself: you are the goal of my life, I want to pursue you, hug you. I would like to announce: I love you ... ... RMB

12, without you, life becomes unbearable, I hate that goddamn third party will you take away that you and he have a new feeling? I miss you come back to me wallet

13, do not ask me why I cry, my tears flow for you, my heart is broken for you. I hate that man, why did he want to take away from me ... you ... die thief

14,How to say, shy, I have a word has not been brave enough to show you, but today I made up my mind: You When invited me to dinner?

15, if there is no wind, clouds will not move; if there is no water, fish can not swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not be bright; if not you ... ... stupid would not exist

16, patrons: How much sleep a night? (How much is a bowl of dumplings) Waiter: Rogue! (6 gross) business: six hair? So inexpensive. I came three nights

17, because too many times (sometimes twice a day), where the hair you are into confusion, and Choucha not a pleasure when, we break up ... ... toothbrush

18, when I feel poverty is you at my side; When I was sick injured, is you by my side; when I was unlucky in love when I was sitting next to you ... ... with you bad luck

19, "bear it?" "do not care!" "can then go in it?" "be careful, it should be!" "Does it hurt?" "No pain! feeling cool! to buy this double it.

20, looking at your body, flowing lines, and I burst into flames and push you that is not on the cover, insert, I owned a stick, drawing you crystal clear liquid, cool! Sprite

21, thought, and two itch, and shake Bang Bang, insert the middle of the rush around, stick too short, and two did not itch, and heart do not want the ... ... addiction has committed it

22, late at night, walking alone on the cold streets, lonely heart, nothing in mind, mind is always thinking of you, missing you, expecting you and wanted to loudly say to you ... ... invited me to dinner please

23, how many times you Huanen's body close to me,TM TM farmers who despise not the people [13 milli, that tenderness, love,Why do some people insist on not love or a long ti, I enjoy the waves of pleasure, but I enjoy After that, you are losing weight ... ... poor soap

24, I have been stuck in your side, have also repeatedly worried about you, today you have eaten it? Did you sleep well? night will be cold? I always knew you would not take care of themselves, whenever I go away, you will jump out from the pigsty.

25, you are leaning on me light, delicate little hands caress my tender skin, gentle mouth suck my body fluids, until satisfaction is floated away! Oh damn mosquitoes!

26, you flashed, I am excited to emotionally, watching your back, really want to you keep, I told myself not to let you go, no ... ah ... thief!

27, one bike let go forward, at the fork in the road traffic police encounter. busy traffic police shouted to him: good hands. this person happy and replied: Comrades hard work!

28, I dream about you last night: We walk in a small river, cling to each other. you are gazing into my eyes, affectionate to spit out three words ... ... bark Wang

29, Spice Girls call me a taxi. the other party: Miss, may I ask you what do you wear a little later? Spice: red miniskirt! the other side: that to where? babes : to the thigh friends!

30, hungry I could not resist the temptation to you. intimate contact with you when you I had bursts of unspeakable pleasure, feeling the earth spinning, and you want to afraid to engage in a big, big belly ... ... Dear beer

31, a big crowd for your bangs, as if you do not mind the expression, made me a dull pain, your indifference to I dare not declare their state of mind, but I can not extricate, now I want you to know ... ... you are standing on my feet Rights

32, yesterday, I dream of you, really, the sky is so clear static, the sun is So bright, so an oasis in the sea, you stand the blue sea, I took a stick an poke you, hey, this little bastard, Shell pretty hard.

33, I like to crawl on you crawled, like rubbing every inch of your skin, like lying in your arms, I can not leave you a moment, I love you - sofa

34, in our journey of friendship and sometimes you do not see to me by your side, not me, not you forget who you walk alone, I chose to walk behind you when you fall down I ran to step on his feet
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35, next met you, I will pull your bedroom, locked the door and quickly put you onto the bed, and covered with a quilt head out of my big hands ... ... you see a blue screen on my phone.

36, has a soft spot for you, your face all the time came back to me! can not imagine I am very poor, and now I have the money! can proudly say: the boss, that pig for me Cut half!

37, these days, I have always wanted to give you three words, but was worried that a friend can be done with ordinary, but I could not help, or would like to say: by the point money!

38, ah! your skin so shiny, you distribute the flavor so hard to resist, I severely bite you, my dear - Pork.

39, how do I have the heart to watch you go? we spent how many warm and happy time, but today we should break up! look in your sad eyes, I shouted: Wait, I do not sell this dog < br>
40, was seen today, you, you are still so charming, dressed in checked vest, Manyou You walked, a detached look at ease, it is cute, and really do not know how you were the rabbit surpass ?

history, most of the cattle B 5 joke
betrayal betrayal and interesting one:
a middle-aged married couple with two beautiful daughters, but they have been dreaming of Health a son. They finally decided to make a final attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, the wife is pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy boy. The happy dad Dad rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, he was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He ran to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious scolded his wife: "Do not you carry me Tou Hanzi?" his wife is very sweet he smiled and said: "This one did not."
interesting second betrayal :
a funeral industry working late one day, his work is usually sent to the dead body before burial or cremation of a detailed examination. When he checks the body of Mr. Wang, he was surprised to find, Mr. Wang saw that thing is the longest in his life,Love, the biggest one. "Mr. Wang, I'm so sorry! I can not send this to you for cremation. You Nazhi something so special to be left behind for future generations." So experience? Officer to use his scalpel to cut off that penis. Coroner will pack it into the purse to take home, the first show to see who is his wife, "Wife, I'll show you a thing you absolutely can not believe!" He bag open, put that thing out His wife saw it, he exclaimed "My goodness! Wang dead!"
interesting three
betrayal of a woman lying in bed with his lover Heixiuheixiu,Event you are my fate, I suddenly heard her husband opening the door into the house sound. "Quick! Stood in the corner Do not move!" She quickly rubbed his body full of baby oil, then bathed in lime powder, and she told him softly, "standing not to move, you filled with a plaster." her husband into the room, she pointed to the corner of East and West, "What is that?" return to calm his wife said, "Oh! just plaster. Caijiaying the bedroom has one, I think quite beautiful, so I also get a home furnishings furnishings. "Since the couple do not talk about the plaster until the two had to go to bed no longer talk about. Morning about 2:00, her husband got up to the kitchen to eat, when returning to the room, holding a sandwich, a? Milk, and gave the plaster, said: "Here, eat something! Do not like me, in caijia station for three days, with no saliva was a drink. "
four
betrayal and interesting one night, a man walks into a bar, the bartender," Give me a glass of beer. "Bartender:" Yes, beer cup, a penny. "customers do not believe in shouting" money! "bartender:" It is, money! "guests looked at the menu, said:" Can you give me a big rib steak, plus mushrooms, French fries, two fried eggs. "Bartender:" Certainly, but this very expensive Oh. "guest:" How much is it? "bartender:" a total of four cents! "guests:" This bar Where is the boss? "bartender:" with my wife in the upstairs! "guest:" He's upstairs with your wife doing? "bartender:" As I was downstairs, the bar he's different! "
interesting five
Lao Zheng betrayal lying in bed dying, his wife a small meditation at the bedside, holding his hand burst into tears, mouth recited the prayer. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at a small Buddhist weak, pale lips open to say softly, "Dear Little Zen ..." Little Zen Oh his mouth "You're tired! Quiet sleep, good, do not speak !, "Lao Zheng was unable to say:" But, I have things must we show it! "" nothing to declare in it! you are tired, or a good sleep! "Little Zen weep to say. "No! No! Not! I have to tell the truth, I have to die for peace. I have slept your sister your best friend, your best friend of a friend." Sobbed softly small Zen: "I know, that's why I want to poison you!"